More than you could ever imagine.

By: Myk OLeary

Category: Opinion > Other

Read the article on Judy’s Book.

Please JB, do something to make becoming a CE something of pride. Maybe only have so many per city, maybe earn them by actually having reviews instead of drivel, maybe, maybe, maybe. Anything but this…

Other ways to piss the hell out of people on JB:

1) Write a review and when done make another post as a question asking your friends if they read it. Well, no, you just wrote it!!

2) Answer questions and attach a totally irrelevant review of something entirely tangential to the discussion at hand.

3) Do nothing but ask questions. Even if it’s an article or review. Because hey, that way everyone will read it.

4) Beg and plead for friends so you can become a CE.

5) Beg and plead your friends to invite your other pleading friends so they can become CEs.

6) Wonder why it takes more than a day for everyone on earth to know you’ve become a CE.

7) Take the stage like an Emmy winner and praise the breadth of JB for helping you achieve this monumental accomplishment.

After all of this, complain to JB for not sending you your “earned” gift card. You remind me of the paperboy in “Say Anything”.

And no, I don’t care who likes rain, who had a tire swing when they were kids, who sleeps nude, and who ponders the meaning of life on their morning commute.

Somebody shoot me and put me out of my misery…

BTW – yes, yes, no, and yes.