Below is a spam (high priority no less!) I just got (I did remove the headers to save the poor idiot some grief.)

I almost shot juice through my nose when I got to the part I’ve hilighted in bold…

Subject: please contact me…
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”ISO-8859-1″
Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:53:31 -0700
X-Priority: 1 (Highest)
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-Id: <20050420204911.B98CF560146@link.e-rice.net>
X-E-RiceNet-MailScanner: Found to be clean

Hello There,

I come to the point of sending this letter for the reasons of introducing the business which I belong at the moment, and also, I am interested to know the business venture that you are currently working. Perhaps you were surprised on how did I obtain your email address.

Actually, I obtain this e-add once I go to see some of the web sites in the net. And it happened, that this e-mail address is enclosed on the portion of the page, which certainly triggered my intimacy to send letter of invitation.

The first thing that necessitates me before sending you this letter, is to well thought-out the consequences. I might wasting your precious time and privacy. But because of my desire to spread the word of my business, I took all the risk to pursue sending.

Maybe I violated the Spam Law because you are not requesting any information from me in regards to business. That is why I didn’t include any of them to minimize my violation.

To lessen my violation in Spam Law, I would like to ask your permission to send you the information about my business. You can reply to this letter with the subject MORE INFO and also your first name on the body of it. Because with out any of those permissions is already my violation, right?

I am gladly anticipating for your nice reply and at the same time we can exchange businesses for evaluation as soon as possible.

God Bless us all.

First, I admit I broke the law, but I don’t care.
Second, to make sure I don’t get caught I won’t tell you who I am.
Third, I won’t even tell you what the heck I’m selling…
Fourth, even if you were intriqued enough to care, you can’t find me (catch me if you can…)

And these morons think that they’ll get money from people??? The really sad part is that they’re probably right…